| VOICEMAIL; (office & cell) |
[Aug. 17th, 2019♥02:02 am] |
→ office voicemail
This is Professor Tonks, leave a message, your name, and number and I will return your call as soon as possible. Unless you're asking for an extension. Then no, you can't have one. Unless, someone died or something. Then we can discuss it! Beeeep. Okay, here's the beep
→ cell voicemail
This is Dora Tonks aka Dora Lupin aka just Tonks. I am probably, like, at the cinema or eating or just wanted to listen to my ringtone rather than answer, so. Leave a message or something! AND THE TITLE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONG. GO GO GO WOO! Beep. And now a beep.
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| oo7. black and blue. |
[Apr. 10th, 2010♥08:22 pm] |
I am going to buy myself a pet. I will name it Mr Nibbles and together we shall rule the world. Just letting you all know.
Teddy, old chap, old boy, little puppy, you should help me choose a pet. I'm thinking giant man-eating dog, but I could use your plumpkin keen pet choosing abilities. |
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| oo6. ew to the ewew. |
[Jan. 28th, 2010♥12:54 am] |
I would just like to inform all of you kiddies that drinking before coming to class is bad. And then vomiting during the professor's lecture in the hair of the girl seated in front of you is even worse. And then making that girl ralph on her laptop because of your barf. Therefore distracting the whole class in either going "OH EWWW" or laughing. Which all resulted in the professor taking pictures with her cellphone so she could post them online as an example of why drinking is meant for weekends and late nights. Congratulations, student who's name I don't actually know, the whole internet is laughing at your EPIC FAIL.
POINT IS: Don't drink and go to class. It ends badly all round. |
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| oo5. |
[Jan. 12th, 2010♥09:15 pm] |
ATTENTION: TEDDY AKA MY SON AKA THE RAINBOW BOY.
You're coming for dinner tonight! I'm cooking*, and we will be all family like!
*by "cooking" I mean ordering out and putting it on the NICE plates, making it look AS IF I cooked it and spent all day slaving over an oven and stuff. |
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| oo4. |
[Dec. 13th, 2009♥11:40 pm] |
ATTENTION: TEDDY AKA MY SON AKA THE PUMPKIN AKA THE RAINBOW BOY.
Buy your poor old mother some pizza, won't you? Extra cheese, pepperoni, etcetc. |
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| oo3. tonks is a sheep. baa. |
[Dec. 2nd, 2009♥05:22 pm] |
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( sheep! baa! ) |
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| oo2. vote ceiling cat, he has an awesome machine. |
[Nov. 13th, 2009♥06:29 pm] |
( cut for lolcat )
Directed to Teddy, in reference to a previous conversation!
Unrelated, Africa and South America aren't the same thing, I looked it up. If only that student I argued with this morning would have before he turned in that sham-shackle essay of his. |
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| oo1. tacohouse. |
[Sep. 17th, 2009♥02:38 am] |
Mack's Tacohouse is the most incredibly horrible taco-dominant-place I have ever been to. I mean, the burger place I go to makes better tacos. That's not right, I tell you.
Discuss! |
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